20260217:
"I'm not a 'deep thinker,' I'm a 'shallow wader'—the water is warmer and I don't need a permit."
20260216:
"My 'Third Eye' has a cataract."
20260215:
"I'm not 'uninformed,' I'm just curated for maximum vibes."
20260214:
"I have a 'Do Not Disturb' sign permanently taped to my soul."
20260213:
"I don't need to know how the sausage is made; I'm just here for the hot dog."
20260212:
"I'm not ignoring you; I've simply reached my data cap for the day."
20260211:
"My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and full of old cheese."
20260210:
"I've done the math, and I've decided to ignore the numbers."
"I'm not a 'deep thinker,' I'm a 'shallow wader'—the water is warmer and I don't need a permit."
20260216:
"My 'Third Eye' has a cataract."
20260215:
"I'm not 'uninformed,' I'm just curated for maximum vibes."
20260214:
"I have a 'Do Not Disturb' sign permanently taped to my soul."
20260213:
"I don't need to know how the sausage is made; I'm just here for the hot dog."
20260212:
"I'm not ignoring you; I've simply reached my data cap for the day."
20260211:
"My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and full of old cheese."
20260210:
"I've done the math, and I've decided to ignore the numbers."